#161 – Think of creative ways to have people stare at your crotch

I purchased a kenneth cole belt at the mall yesterday.  It has an obnoxiously large belt buckle on it. It’s like a giant crotch eye-magnet.

It’s impossible for my co-workers to not look at my crotch without thinking “man… that is huge”.  Does wonders for the ego.

 I dont think there is really a limit to how far I can take this.