Instead of working 8 hours a day, I like to invest my time in preparing for whatever life throws at me. Today I am studying How to survive a freestyle rap battle. There really is no doubt that I will inflict serious rap damage on some unsuspecting punk now.
god-damn ridiculous is the name of my label
cut you down quick like fresh flowers on my table
I can rap longer than my commute on 270
got me a razr to converse telephonically
cant drink 40’s cause they started to kill me
don’t drink nuthin’ but gangsta rap sweet tea
cant touch me cause your rhymes are tintinnabulous
i’ll be dropping bombs like “man that shirt is fabulous”
Oh – no my friend, it is you that has been served.
Word.
August 8, 2006 at 6:38 pm
don’t have time for yo rappin inginuity
cause i be workin into perpetuity
August 8, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Brilliant.
Bravo.
August 8, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Thanks!
When Katie and I start our next business, the tagline will be “Performance Into Perpetuity” Just one of the many businesses owned by Caveat Emptor Enterprises.
August 8, 2006 at 7:42 pm
I see your serve and raise you one freestyle rap reply:
What? Yo! I heard you rappin at me
You better shut that flapping mouth cause I be feeling slappy.
Now I aint gonna waste my rhymes spitting on you, brother
No, I be spending my fine mind spitting on your mother.
It’s criminal how good I am! Call the constabulary!
I rap real good because I have a fine flocabulary.
I see your head is spinning cause you know my rhyme is real
The secret, bitch, is easy — I just ate a hearty meal.
Crack is whack! Word out.
August 8, 2006 at 8:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 8, 2006 at 8:18 pm
I got raps sweeter than eminem peanuts
Check-it:
clickity-clack-clack, i aint no vanilla ice
cause Im a rappin fool like Tron’s a playin’ dice
i’m spittin’ out raps that make nuclear science seem easy
so don’t make me george jefferson you wheezy
got more raps than keys on a piano
dance so whack, like anthony soprano
raps so tight, my dance so groovy
yo mo’ flappa, slide me a smooovie
freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle, freestyle
August 8, 2006 at 8:28 pm
a big “shout out” to my vanilla brutha Joe B. for his most excellent navy story about his time on a sub in the pacific – operating the soft ice cream machine “yo mo flappa – slide me a smoovie”. I have carried that around for years.