Tired of being a nobody? Try this little trick out. Do a Google search on your name, and then weave the results into your own web of lies. This works great for picking up waitresses at Applebee’s. For example I found out that I actually: Graduated from Med School (sweet shades Chuck), Took first place in a fishing contest and also wrote a book about the Confederacy. Now that’s impressive.
September 6, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Why do I get the feeling from the picture that the Charles Reagan that
graduated med school only did so for easy access to narcotics?
September 7, 2006 at 7:55 pm
LOL – anyone who wears sunglasses for a graduation photo is definately only in it for the narcotics.
September 7, 2006 at 8:40 pm
so, after trying a couple of search engines I get either a renowned curator of rare books at Cornell University, or a disturbing amount of matches to news articles about Katherine Harris and Ronald Reagan. Yuck. What was interesting was to see where I actually popped up (deans list, old workplaces, and all the cities where I am listed as a “vendor”).
My new goal in life is to come up in the first search page, instead of 10+ back.
September 8, 2006 at 4:54 pm
I think you are missing the point. If you actually show up in the searches, then you are obviously already a somebody and probably dont eat at applebees.