Don’t forget that today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
When you are out tonight, don’t forget the #1 Pirate pick-up line:
“Prepare To Be Boarded!”
Don’t forget that today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
When you are out tonight, don’t forget the #1 Pirate pick-up line:
“Prepare To Be Boarded!”
September 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Arrrr. I be mighty sorry that I failed to talk like a pirate yesterday in me classes.
Turn to page 28 you scurvy wenches or I’ll be lashing ye to the mainsail.
September 20, 2006 at 6:33 pm
you know… if my economics profs had observed pirate day more often i probably wouldn’t have fallen asleep in class. I think you should teach every class talking like a pirate.
September 20, 2006 at 8:45 pm
How Real Pirates Talk – next time you drag you self into work think about these words spoken by a real pirate to some sailors who refused to join his crew -
Captain Sam Bellamy’s A Free Prince Speech
“D–n my bl–d… I scorn to do any one a Mischief, when it is not for my
Advantage… Tho’, d–n ye, you are a sneaking Puppy, and so are all those
who will submit to be governed by Laws which rich Men have made for their
own Security, for the cowardly Whelps have not the Courage otherwise to
defend what they get by their Knavery; but d–n ye altogether: D–n them for
a Pack of crafty Rascals, and you, who serve them, for a Parcel of hen-hearted
Numskulls. They vilify us, the Scoundrels do, when there is only this Difference,
they rob the Poor under the cover of Law, forsooth, and we plunder the Rich
under Protection of our own Courage; had you not better make One of us, than
sneak after the A—s of those Villains for Employment?…”
“I am a free Prince, and I have as much Authority to make War on the whole
World, as he who has a hundred Sail of Ships at Sea and an Army of 100,000
Men in the Field; and this my Conscience tells me; but there is no arguing with
such snivelling Puppies, who allow Superiors to kick them about Deck at
Pleasure; and pin their faith upon a Pimp of a Parson; a Squab, who neither
neither practices nor believes what he puts upon the chuckle-headed Fools
he preaches to.”
September 20, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Sweeet. Pirates rock.
September 25, 2006 at 11:57 am
wow… at 7-ish in the morning that hurt as much as beowolf. I prefer pirate pick up lines. No subtleties there.